What if Jan never hooked up with Michael, didn’t get a boob job and instead quit Dunder Mifflin with her dignity intact. What if she moved somewhere cool like San Francisco (with Astrid) and totally levelled up Serenity by Jan? People on the West Coast love scented candles (or so I hear). What if she got ME to do her branding?! That would have been so great.

As someone so wonderfully stated on Instagram, “10/10, would use in a vigil.”